Do you want to be more awesome?

Remember those 90s late-night TV commercials where Sally Struthers extolled the virtues of the totally not at all fake correspondence school where you could "earn your degree at home" or get a career in an exciting field like "Learning the Personal Computer" or "TV/VCR Repair?" I wish there was an updated version of that commercial for the current decade. And that it said something like this...

Change starts with you. So be awesome, my friends. Use your heads for thinking, your hearts for loving and your arms for hugging. Be good to each other. Together, you can repair all the things that are broken, not just TV/VCRs.